how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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Animal sex is horrifying.
These are like one tentacle away from being japanese horror porn.
I call this one the campfire song.
Lets gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song.
Our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song
and if you don’t think that we can sing it faster then you’re wrong.
but it’ll help if you just sing aloooonggggggggggggggg
Da fuck ^
bum bum bUMMMMM
and if you dont think that we can sing it faster then you’re wrong
it’ll help if you just sing alongggggggg
It’ll heeeeeeeeeeeelp, it’ll heeeeeeeelp id you just sing alooooong!!!
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
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